(CONTINUED HERE)
When we last left off, I had smacked into the ceiling.
...
Morgan: HOORAY
Heather: HOORAY INDEED
THIS IS AN AWESOME DAY
Morgan: YUP
ALMOST AS AWESOME AS YESTERDAY
MAYBE AWESOMER
MAYBE
Heather: AWESOMER FOR ME
MAYBE NOT FOR YOU
BUT FOR ME
Morgan: hm
HM OH NOES I PRESSED OFF CAPS LOCK BE ACCIDENT
NOW IT'S BACK
HOORAY
Heather: HOORAY
Morgan: HOORAT
Heather: HOORAT
YES
Morgan: IOH NOES
*OH
I GOTTA GO
NO
NO
NOES
Heather: NOOO
WELL OKAY WE DID KINDA TALK FOR THREE HOURS
I GUESS WE RAN OUT OF TIME
STILL SUCKS THOUGH
Morgan: LOL
NO WAIT
I JUST GOTTA GET DINNER
Heather: OH
Morgan: THEN COME BACK UP
SO STAY HERE
BRB
Heather: OKAY
I SHALL WAIT
PATIENTLY
STILL PATIENT JUST SO YOU KNOW
Morgan: BACK
HOORAT
Heather: HOORAT
MY GRANDMA HAS THE PEANUTS SPECIAL ON IN THE BACKGROUND
IT'S KINDA WEIRD
Morgan: LOL
Heather: I MEAN I LIKE MOST OF THEM BUT THE VALENTINE ONE IS STRANGE
Morgan: IKR
IT IS
TOTALLY
Heather: THE BEST IS STILL THE FIRST CHRISTMAS ONE
Morgan: YES
I THINK THE SECOND IS THE HALLOWEEN ONE
Heather: TRUE
I AGREE WITH THAT
THIRD IS THANKSGIVING
Morgan: YES
TOTALLY
PUMPKIN
GREAT PUMPKIN
Heather: I THINK THE GREAT PUMPKIN WAS REAL
TOTALLY REAL
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: ALSO ALSO
I HAVE A KINDA FUNNY STORY THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
OKAY SO
Morgan: TELL TELL
Heather: YOU KNOW HOW LUCY WANTS A PINK PLASTIC CHRISTMAS TREE
WELL
WE WERE IN WALMART AND THERE WAS A PINK PLASTIC CHRISTMAS TREE
SO MY DAD SAID
"LOOK, IT'S PINK! YOUR FAVORITE! DO YOU WANT IT?"
AND I SAID
"NO NEVER"
SO HE ASKED WHY
AND I SAID
"BECAUSE I WOULD ALWAYS THINK OF LUCY AND HATE MYSELF"
"FOR DOING THAT"
XD
AND THAT IS THE STORY
Morgan: LOL XD XD
Heather: WE DIDN'T BUY IT, BY THE WAY
XD XD XD
Morgan: xD
"Maybe if I stare at the tree long enough,it'll fall..."
Heather: And then it happened!
Morgan: After that I thought
"Maybe if I stare at someone long enough,they'll burst into flames...."
Heather: xD
Morgan: But it never happened T_T
Heather: Awwww T_T
Not fair
Morgan: WAIT
SHE MUST OF USED MAGIC
SHE'S A WITCH
Heather: OMG
Morgan: WAIT
SO AM I
LOL
Heather: WITCHES
SORCERY
Morgan: ._. You didn't hear anytinh
anything*
Heather: Wait what?
I heard nothing
Morgan: ...Eheh.
Heather: Nothign but the wind
*nothing
:3
Morgan: BUT I'M NOT A BAD WITCH
Heather: oh lol : 3 turns into a face xD
WELL NO
YOU'RE A GOOD WITCH
THERE ARE SUCH THINGS
Morgan: But Tristan doesn't like me anyhow.
Heather: No
Tristan just hates witches.
Morgan: Sadly
XD
Heather: It's not right.
There are good witches, Tristan!
STOP TRYING TO BURN THEM
xD
Morgan: Tristan: (IDON'TBELIEVEYOU!)
XD
Heather: XD
Morgan: Or maybe,Tristan just hates Duke.
Heather: True
He did try to knock him off a blimp.
Morgan: HEY GUESS WHUT
Heather: WHAT
Morgan: True o-o
REMEMBER HOW I SAID I FOUND A SONG FOR MY STORY
WANNA HEAR IT
Heather: yeah
I MEAN YEAH
Morgan: /WATCH IT
Heather: YES
YES YES
Morgan: SINCE THE STORIES KINDA SAD BUT CREEPY
I PICKED THIS
YAY
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Heather: OKAY
Morgan: *LOVES THIS SONG*
Heather: WATCHING BRB
OMG
AWESOME
I LIKES A LOT
Morgan: YEAH
THAT SHOW'S COOL
TOO
Heather: REALLY
COOL
Morgan: WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT
Heather: SURE
Morgan: IT'S ABOUT THIS GIRL
NAMED AI ENMA
Heather: AI = LOVE
Morgan: AND THERE'S THIS WEBSITE
Heather: I KNOW THAT
OOH WEBSITE
Morgan: CALLED HELL CORRESPONDENCE
Heather: O_o
Morgan: AND WHAT HAPPENS
Heather: YES
Morgan: IS YOU TYPE SOMEONES NAME AT MIDNIGHT
AND THEN SHE COMES
AND SHE GIVES YOU A DOLL
Heather: OOH DOLL
Morgan: AND IT HAS A RED STRING ON IT
AND IF YOU UNTIE IT
THE PERSON YOU TYPED WILL BE SEN TO HELL RIGHT THERE AND THEN
Heather: HOLY CRAP
SERIOUSLY
Morgan: HOWEVER...
Heather: OMG A CATCH
Morgan: THERE IS A PRICE.
Heather: KNEW IT
Morgan: WHEN THE TIME COMES THAT YOU DIE
Heather: YES
Morgan: YOU HAVE TO GO TO HELL TOO
NOT YES
Heather: OH CRAP
Morgan: LOL
Heather: NOT YES
BAD BAD BAD
Morgan: THERE'S A WEBSITE I FOUND
I CAN ONLY ACESS IT AT MIDNIGHT
Heather: O-O
Morgan: AND IT'S JUST LIKE THE WEBSITE
I HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET,BUT I MIGHT TONIGHT
Heather: PLEASE DON'T TYPE IN MY NAME
O_O
Morgan: NEVER
WHY WOULD I DO THAT
Heather: OKAY PHEW
JUST CHECKING
Morgan: I'LL TYPE JUSTIN BIEBER
Heather: THANK YOU
OMG
Morgan: LOL
Heather: XD XD XD XD
YES
YES YES YES
DO IT
WAIT
HANG ON
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO HELL
Morgan: But if she does come,I'm not untying that string o_O
Heather: EVEN IF IT WOULD KILL JUSTIN BEIBER
Yeah O_o
Morgan: Yeah.I'm just typing his name.nothing more o_O
Heather: I do believe that is the best idea o_o
Morgan: But it'd be creepy...cause she shows up at the most unexpected time....
And scares the HELL OUT OF YOU
I was watching it
Heather: AACK
Morgan: and this girl typed a name
and then all the sudden
Ai was behind here
her*
Heather: o-o
Morgan: And all went silent...
And I was watching AT NIGHT
Heather: O_O
eep
Morgan: AND I WAS LIKE "OOOOOMG" O_O
Heather: SCARY!
Morgan: I KNOW
Heather: THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY CREEP ME OUT
IN FACT IT'S DOING IT ANYWAY
Morgan: IT'S A GOOD SHOW BUT EPISODE 6 IS HORRIBLE
SO BAD
Heather: OH REALLY?
WHY
Morgan: SO //BAD..
*//BAD//
YES
VERY NOT KID-APPROPRIATE
AT ALL
BLARGH
Heather: TELL ME
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS
Morgan: BUT IT'S //BAD//
BUT OKAY
Heather: I AM PREPARED TO SCREAM
SO
Morgan: NO NOT SCARY BAD
Heather: OH
Morgan: //BAD//
Heather: I AM STILL PREPARED
GIVE ME ALL YOU'VE GOT, HELL GIRL!
Morgan: ...
Heather: DX<
Morgan: OKAY
Heather: YES I AM CRAZY
Morgan: A woman saw this woman cheating on her husband
and the woman who cheated found out
so she keeps doing horrible things to her
and she makes this guy go to the woman's house
and then he
...
Heather: ...
Morgan: I think you get the point.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART
Heather: IT GETS WORSE
TELL
Morgan: YEAH
OKAY
So the woman who saw the woman cheat,her daughter summoned Hell Girl (Ai) and untied the string.
And you saw the opening,the dude with the black emo-like hair?
Heather: YEAH
Morgan: That's one of Ai's assistants
Heather: i mean, yeah
ooh, assistants
Morgan: SO
He goes to the woman who cheated's house and she invites him in,and....
..
yeah.
Heather: ...
(I hope I'm guessing this right xD)
(probably)
Morgan: BUT THEN SHE GOES TO HELL SO YAYYYYY
Heather: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
HOORAT
Morgan: (She seduced him,yeah >>")
Heather: (thought so x_x)
Morgan: But he knew she was going to
That was part of the plan : D
Heather: 
yay plan
so
what now lol
Morgan: idk lol
Heather: lol
Morgan: NYn
NYAN
NYAAAAAAAAAN
Heather: i suppose after nearly 4 hours the only thing we think of is NYAAAAAAAAAN
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Morgan: Hey,heard of the game Skyrim?
Heather: yeah
Never played it though xd
*xD
Morgan: Emmanuel is in LOVE WITH IT
Heather: I know
I read your post xD
Morgan: Oh yeah
XD
Heather: SKYRIM > NYAN CAT FOR HIM
TRULY HE IS BRAVE TO ANGER A GOD
XD
Morgan: Hm....my competition...is a video game..
Heather: ... You may have some problems
Boys are notoriously attracted to video games.
-_o
Morgan: I know T_T
Added to that,I don't really WANT to play Skyrim.
Heather: Neither do I lol
So
You must distract him
Morgan: There are 2 reasons why I refuse.Well,3
*refuse to play
Wanna know?
Heather: Sure

They're probably very good reasons
Morgan: Well before Skyrim,there was Oblivion.Which was made by the same people.
Heather: Yes.
Morgan: You see,my Mom played Oblivion
FOR
TWO
YEARS
!
Heather: O_O
Morgan: She enjoys side quests *shakes head*
Heather: There's that many sidequests?!?
O_O_O_O_O_O
Morgan: Then there was Fallout 3,which was similar.And she played that about 2 years.
*for about
Heather: O_O
Morgan: AND THEN THERE WAS FABLE.
Heather: FABLE
Morgan: IT'S
KINDA
SIMILAR
Heather: SO
TWO MORE YEARS?
Morgan: Naw,it was a little shorter.
Heather: Oh
Morgan: BUT STILL REALLY LONG
Heather: One year then
Morgan: IT'S ONE OF THOSE "YOU DON'T STOP IF YOU DON'T WANT TO" GAMES
Heather: I HAVE SOME OF THOSE
BUT I LIKE STOPPING SOMETIMES
Morgan: AND ALL OF THESE GAMES
ARE SIMILAR
AND I'VE WATCHED MY MOM PLAY THEM
FOR SO LONG
AND SKYRIM IS SIMILAR
Heather: THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SUCKED IN
Morgan: AND......That is reason 1.
Heather: Of three.
On to two!
Morgan: I DON'T WANNA GO THROUGH TWO MORE YEARS OF THESE ELDER SCROLL GAMES (subtitle)
ANYWAY
NUMBER TWO
He loves it.
SO
MUCH
AND NOT
ME
WHY
Heather: YOU HATE THAT GAME
IT STOLE HIM
FROM YOU
Morgan: IT'S MY ENEMY
Heather: IT IS AN EVIL GAME
FOR LIFE
YOU CAN NEVER FORGIVE IT
Morgan: But I won't kill it,because it makes him happy T_T *sniff sniff*
Heather: Aww
Giving up smashing it for love
So...
sweet T_T
Morgan: Instead
I WILL LISTEN TO SONGS THAT EXPRESS MY FEELINGS
AND WATCH HIGURASHI
Heather: YES
GREAT IDEAS
Morgan: AND WRITE CREEPY STORIES
SO ANYWAY
Heather: ALSO GREAT IDEA
NUMBER THREE?
Morgan: UM
I FORGOT
OH WAIT I REMEMBER
Heather: LOL
Morgan: He beat that game.....in about two weeks.
TWO
WEEKS
VS
TWO
YEARS
Heather: HE'S GOOD AT IT
Morgan: //WHAT//
Heather: OR HE JUST SKIPPED ALL THE SIDEQUESTS
I READ A WAY TO BEAT IT IN ONE WEEK
IT CAN BE DONE
Morgan: Well he also stays up till 1 AM everynight,so that too.
Heather: Oh.
True.
Morgan: And yeah,he said he only beat the main quest.So he's recently been doing side quests...alot.And he's almost out of sidequests.
._.
Heather: Woo
._.
Morgan: Yeah.
And Oblivion,that was a HUGE game
Like there was SO MUCH LAND TO COVER
Heather: OMG
Morgan: Same with Fable and Fallout
Like,World of Warcraft big.
AND APPARENTLY
Heather: WOAH
Morgan: SKYRIM IS //MUCH// BIGGER
ANYWAY
MY POINT OF THIS REASON IS
HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT IT
AND I KNOW NOTHING
Heather: YES
Morgan: AND IF I DO PLAY
Heather: MAKES SENSE
Morgan: HE'LL OVER LOAD ME WITH KNOWLEDGE.
Heather: O NOES
NOT THAT
ANYTHING BUT THAT
Morgan: But I am KIND of tempted to play it...ONLY because apparently,you can be a vampire,or a werewolf :0
Heather: Oh yeah
Yes, yes you can
That part does sound neat
I WOULD BE A VAMPIRE
Morgan: I WANNA BE A HYBRID
A WEREWOLF WHO DRINKS BLOOD
Heather: OOH
SUPER COOL
Morgan: BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S AN OPTION
SADLY
Heather: NOOOOOOOOO
SO THEN WHAT WOULD YOU PICK
Morgan: HUH
WELL
HE SAID UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES
YOU CAN CHANGE
Heather: OOH
REALLY
Morgan: LIKE HE SAID HIS CHARACTER
IT WAS ORIGINALLY A HUMAN
BUT THEN IT GOT BITTEN BY A WEREWOLF
Heather: AND BECAME A WEREHUMAN?
Morgan: BUT THEN HE STOPPED THE CURSE WITH SOMETHING (i think)
Heather: OH
OKAY YEAH YOU CAN DO THAT
Morgan: (yeah he did lol)
BUT THEN HE WAS BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE
AND BECAME A VAMPIRE
AND JOINED THE DARK BROTHERHOOD
Heather: WOAH
Morgan: WHICH SOME OCCULT GROUP THING IN THE GAME
Heather: VAMPIRE
OCCULT VAMPIRE
Morgan: WEIRDEST THING IS
His character is a girl o-o
Heather: o-o
Okay then
Morgan: He was tired of making dude characters for every RP he played,so he made it a girl.
Heather: lol
Makes sense
Morgan: I make guys for RPGS sometimes,so oh well~
Heather: I never have
XD
I'm always a girl~
Morgan: I'm just not very good at it lol
Yeah,usually I'm a girl though lol
Heather: I couldn't play a boy
I'd fail horribly xD
pfffffff
we're watching a game
they're playing the peanut butter jelly time song
XD XD XD XD XD
Morgan: Lol
What
Heather: It's basketball
They're playing it over the loudspeakers
For no apparent reason
Just...
XD
IDK
Morgan: WHAT CHANNEL
LOL
Heather: 416 HERE LOL
THE MAVERICKS
FSSOUTHWEST
XD
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET IT THOUGH
Morgan: WAIT
THE LION KING IS ON
NEVER MIND
XD
Heather: Aww
They stopped playing it x-x
XD
LION KING
RULES ALL
Morgan: yeah
AWWWW IT'S OVER T_T
OH WELL *goes to listen to songs on Youtube*
Heather: NOOO
YOUTUBE HELP US
OH
I POSTED ABOUT THIS ON THE FORUMS
BUT I'LL TELL YOU HERE TOO
IT'S AWESOME AND YOUTUBE-RELATED
Morgan: OK
Heather: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]IT TURNS VIDEOS INTO REALLY COOL STUFF
THEY WAVE AROUND THE SCREEEEEEN
Morgan: LEMME TRY
Heather: DO
Morgan: OMG
I DID IT WITH THAT "DURARARA WITH HATS"
OOOOMG
CAAAAAAAAAAARL
Heather: I KNOW
IT IS AWESOME
I DID IT WITH YOUR "DROP IT" AMV
SO WEIRD
Morgan: LOL
I FEEL SPECIAL
Heather: YOU ARE
Morgan: WAIT
IMMA TRY WITH MY "THREW IT ONT HE GROUND"
Heather: OH
YES
MAKE SURE YOU DO ZOETROPE MODE
NOT MOSAIC
Morgan: OH YOU TRY IT TOO
Heather: OKAY
LINK TO VIDEO SO I CAN
8D
Morgan: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]: D
Heather: THANK YOU
TRYING IT NOW
Morgan: OMG
IT'S AMAZING
Heather: WOAH
AWESOME
Morgan: I KNOW
Heather: IT'S SO PRETTY
Morgan: IT'S DONE
YAY
Heather: OKAY
IT ENDED
Morgan: OMG
Heather: NOW
Morgan: IT WAS SO PRETTY
Heather: TRY IT ON MOSAIC MODE
JUST TO SEE
Morgan: OKAY
Heather: IT'S DIFFERENT
I AM TOO
HOLD DOWN THE MOUSE BUTTON TO ZOOM OUT FYI
Morgan: WOAH
MY VIDEO
IT'S EVERYWHERE
Heather: IT'S EVERYWHERE
AND AWESOME
SO COOL
Morgan: LOL I CAN'T FIND THE VID THAT'S IN SYNC WITH THE MUSIC
Heather: THEY AREN'T
IT DOES LITTLE TWO SECOND CLIPS
FROM ALL THE PARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE
THEY TURN WHITE BEFOR APPEARING
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: *BEFORE
Morgan: IT'S CRAZY
AWESOME
Heather: I DON'T KNOW WHICH MODE IS BETTER
Morgan: ME NEITHER
WOAH
LOL HOW'D YOU FIND IT
Heather: WAS READING TVTROPES
Morgan: OOOH
Heather: IT WAS UNDER "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WASN'T MADE ON DRUGS"
XD
Morgan: THAT ENDLESS BLACK HOLE
Heather: YES
Morgan: LOL
Heather: I HAVE BEEN SUCKED
Morgan: LOOK AT THIS
Heather: *SUCKED IN
Morgan: IT'S RANDOM
Heather: KAY
Morgan: ...
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Heather: lol wtf
Morgan: yEAH
Heather: it's... so..
hypnotizing
Morgan: I love the internet♥
Heather: somehow
Internet♥
We love you♥
Morgan: WANNA SEE SOMETHING INVOLVING FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND ZELDA?
AT THE SAME TIIIIME
Heather: OMG
YES
Morgan: K
TADA
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Heather: OMG
THEY DO LOOK THE SAME
O_O
Morgan: IKR
Heather: NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE
QUICKLY
SOMEONE DRAW THEM IN EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES
Morgan: AND *BAM*
IT'S SUDDENLY OBVIOUS.
Heather: IKR
Morgan: EXCEPT
One's a lot shorter *snicker snicker*
Heather: xD
IS IT ED
THE ANSWER IS ED ISN'T IT
Morgan: YEAH
LOL
YOU KNOW
EMMANUEL'S SHORT TOO
Heather: HE IS
Morgan: AND IT'S FUN TO CALL HIM SHORT
Heather: XD
YES
Morgan: BUT HE DOESN'T DENY IT
Heather: OH YAY THEM
*THEN
Morgan: HE JUST SAYS "YES I AM A MIDGET SO YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING I SAY CAUSE MIDGETS RULE!"
Heather: XD XD XD
MIDGETS
Morgan: ED'S A MIDGET
HE'S PRETTY KEWL
Heather: YES
Morgan: CREEPY THING IS
I'M ED'S HEIGHT
Heather: WHAT?
o_o
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: YOU'RE A MIDGET?
Morgan: HE'S 16
I'M 12
Heather: WAIT
Morgan: I'M HIS HEIGHT
Heather: WHAT HEIGHT IS HE
Morgan: WELL
Heather: OH WELL THEN YOU AREN'T A MIDGET
YOU'LL GET TALLER
Morgan: I WAS READING THE MANGA
AND IT SAID HE WAS LIKE,5 4
5'4
HOWEVER
HE WAS 5'4 BECAUSE
HIS BOOTS AND HIS LITTLE HAIR THINGIE
SO THAT'S ABOUT 5'2
AND I'M 5'1 1/2
SO CLOSE ENOUGH
Heather: I'M 16 AS WELL
AND I'M SOMETHING LIKE 5'8
SO
I GUESS I AM NOT A MIDGET
Morgan: HOORAY
Heather: HOORAY
Morgan: HOORAT
Heather: YES
HOORAT
Morgan: SO GUESS WHAT
Heather: WHAT
Morgan: LION KING 2
KIARA IS SHION
KOVU IS SATOSHI
Heather: OMG
Morgan: JUST REALIZED THAT.
KIARA AND SHION: BOTH COME FROM POWERFUL FAMILIES AND FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO THEIR FAMILY AND JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE HATES EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT
OMG
Heather: HOLY CRAP
IT'S TRUE
WOW
Morgan: MAYBE RYUSHIKI07(mangaka of Higurashi) WASN'T CRAZY AFTER ALL
Heather: MAYBE NOT
Morgan: (Well actually Higurashi wasn't a manga first.....so...Visual Novelist?)
MAYBE SO
YOU KNOW SOMETHING
I LOVE SCAR'S SONG
Heather: WHAT IS IT
OMG YES
Morgan: AND KOVU'S MOM'S SONG
I LOVE THE EVIL SONGS LOL
Heather: WHAT'S KOVU'S MOS NAME
*MOM'S
IT STARTS WITH A Z DOESN'T IT
Morgan: YEAH
ZIRA
ZIRA THAT'S IT
Heather: OH YEAH THAT'S IT
YAAAY
Morgan: I WANNA GET INTO COMICS
Heather: WHICH COMICS
Morgan: WELL
I WANA READ THE GEARS OF WAR MANGA (the story is sooooo cool,even if you don't play the games,I reccomend the books or comics*_*)
I MEAN COMIC
NOT MANGA
LOL
Heather: LOL
Morgan: IT'S BRAINWASHING
Heather: SO USED TO MANGAS
Morgan: IKR
Heather: I MUST ADMIT SOMETHING
I'M KIND OF GETTING DRAWN TO BATMAN
IDK WHY
Morgan: READING IN THE NORMAL WAY SEEMS...NOT NORMAL
Heather: EXACTLY
RIGHT TO LEFT FTW
Morgan: I wanna read this comic called "Blade" about a Vampire who's a vampire-hunter : D
Heather: Oh that sounds really neat
Morgan: Why'd I capatilize vampire? lol
Heather: Just because lol
Morgan: lolzzzz
Heather: But question
Why am I starting to like Batman
Without meaning to
Morgan: CAUSE THE GAME'S COOL?
Heather: TRUE
THAT'S AT LEAST PART OF IT
IT IS A FREAKING GODLY GAME IN ITS AWESOMNESS
*AWESOMENESS
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: AND SO IS THE SEQUEL
Morgan: AND BATMAN'S AN INTERESTING SUPERHERO
CAUSE HE'S DARK
Heather: YES
Morgan: AND KINDA SCARY
Heather: DARK BUT HONORABLE
AND KINDA SCARY
Morgan: AND HAS NO POWERS
Heather: AGREED
NO JUST TRAINING
Morgan: JUST AWESOME WEAPONS
AND TRAINING LOL
Heather: BRB REAL QUICK
Morgan: OKAY
Heather: BACK
AND YES AWESOME WEAPONS
AND GADGETS
LIKE THE BATMOBILE
Morgan: YEAH
EVER SEE THE DARK KNIGHT MOVIE
Heather: AND HONESTLY?
Morgan: IT'S THE //BEST//
Heather: HE HAS REALLY AWESOME VILLIANS
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE
BUT I WANT TO
Morgan: OMG YOU NEED TO
Heather: EXCEPT I DON'T WANT TO TERRIFY MYSELF
WITH... //THAT GUY//
Morgan: IT'S NOT SCARY
BUT JOKER
YEAH
Heather: YES HIM
HE IS SCARY
FLIPPING GAVE ME NIGHTMARES ONCE
Morgan: HIS ACTOR FOR THAT MOVIE WAS FRICKEN //PERFECT//
Heather: HE IS FUNNY THOUGH
AND OH GODS
YES
FLAWLESS ACTOR
HE //WAS// THE JOKER
Morgan: But...he died T_T
Heather: I know T_T
I heard that was part of the reason why the Joker won't be in the next movie
Because the actor was too freaking perfect to replace
He's terrifying
but
FUNNY
O_O
Morgan: HE'S MY FAVORITE JOKER ACTOR~
Heather: SAME
DESPITE NOT HAVING WATCHED HIM
HE'S THAT GOOD
XD
Morgan: LOL
YOU KNOW WHO'D BE A //REALLY// GOOD JOKER
Heather: WHO
Morgan: THE DUDE WHO MADE THE BANANA SONG
HE MADE A VID AS THE JOKER ONCE
Heather: OH
YEAH HE'D BE COOL
Morgan: HERE LOOK
Heather: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WOULD MAKE A ///REALLY/// GOOD JOKER
Morgan: OH OK
Heather: OOH LEMME SEE
Morgan: WHO
OK THIS IS FUNNY
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Heather: LOOKING
omg
wow
lol
Morgan: YEAH.
Heather: I SEE YOUR POINT
SO
WE HAVE TWO POTENTIAL ACTORS
THIS GUY
AND
THE GUY WHO DID THE JOKER BLOGS
Morgan: WAIT WATCH THE WHOLE THING IT'S AWESOME
Heather: STILL WATCHING
Morgan: OOH
LINK
Heather: OKAY
Morgan: LINK LINK GIMME
Heather: HANG ON
Morgan: XD
Heather: HANG ON XD
HERE I'LL JUST LINK TO THE USER PAGE
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]TAKE YOUR PICK OF VIDEO
Morgan: WATCHING THE ONE CALLE D"THE DARK KNIGHT RISES"
AND SO FAR
I'M PRETTY SCARED
Heather: YEAH
Morgan: BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING
Heather: HE'S GOOD AT THIS
MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING
Morgan: K
Heather: SO
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS BETTER
HOW DO WE CHOOSE
Morgan: I AHVE NO DIEA
HAVE*
CAUSE THIS DUDE IS GOOD
Heather: BUT WE CAN'T HAVE TWO JOKERS RUNNING AROUND
AND THEY'RE BOTH REALLY GOOD
Morgan: HM
OR CAN WE
Heather: WHAT
THAT WOULD BE MAYHEM
AND CHAOS
...
Morgan: I KNOW
Heather: LET'S DO IT
8D
Morgan: LIKE ONE COULD BE THE REAL ONE
AND ANOTHER COULD BE LIKE THE COPYCAT KILLER
Heather: OOOH
I SEE
THAT DOES SOUND GOOD
OAKY
*OKAY
Morgan: TRYING TO BE LIKE HIS IDOL....TEH JOKER LOLZ
Heather: LOLZ
Morgan: SHION KINDA REMINDS ME OF THE JOKER
GREEN HAIR
Heather: LOL
Morgan: MENTALLY DISTURBED
Heather: GOOD WITH A SHARP OBJECT
Morgan: YESH YESH
BOTH APPARENTLY COM FROM A MESSED UP FAMILY (ever hear the hole "Why so serious?" line?)
Heather: OMG
YES
YES YES YES
GODS HE'S CREEPY RIGHT THEN
Morgan: yeah
YOU KNOW.
SHION/MION'S FATHER //IS// NEVER NAMED.....
Heather: Hell LittleKuriboh parodied it and it still came out creepy remember
O_O
Morgan: Lol
Heather: SHION IS THE JOKER'S KID
AND SO IS MION
Morgan: XD XD XD
Heather: AAAAAAAAH
XD
Morgan: WAIT WAIT I SAW THIS PICTURE ONCE HOLD ON
Heather: OMG OMG
Morgan: IT'S REALLY CREEPY/TERRIFYING SO YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Heather: OKAY
Morgan: SO THIS IS A GOOD REASON WHY WE CAN CONCLUDE SHION/MION ARE THE DAUGHTER OF THE JOKER
DAUGHTERS*
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Heather: O_O
YES
YES I BELIEVE IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
THAT'S SHION/MION?
WOW
OKAY
Morgan: IT'S SHION
YEAH
I REMEMBER THAT SCENE
Heather: OKAY SO
THE JOKER HAD KIDS
AND THEY CONTINUED HIS LEGEND OF TERROR
Morgan: YEP YEP
SHION TERRORIZES WITH TOURTURE
MION TERRORIZES WITH PUNSHIMENT GAMES
Heather: SO
MION IS LIKE HER DAD
Morgan: OMG....I'M WATCHING MORE OF THOSE JOKER BLOGS THINGS.....I'M SCARED XD
Heather: AND SHION IS LIKE THE SCARECROW
HER DAD'S FRIEND
YES THEY ARE SCARY
XD
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: HE'S //GOOD//
THE SCARECROW CREEPS ME OUT TOO, COME TO THINK OF IT
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES
AND HE /LIKES/ NEEDLES
O.O
Morgan: AND SO DOES MION (well not really.Did explain the truth of the first arc O_o)
Heather: SEE SO
THEY SCARE ME
I'M AFRAID OF THE WHOLE "MAD SCIENTIST" THING
O.O / Xd
*XD
Morgan: xD
Heather: I KNOW
IT'S SILLY BUT TRUE
Morgan: *Did I explain the first arc? o_o
The truth..about it o_O
Heather: I think so...
Most of it, anyway
You explained Hinazawa Syndrome
(sp = bad)
Morgan: (Close.HinaMIzawa XD)
Well.
Heather: (XD well i tried)
Morgan: LET'S GO OVER IT KINDA SORTA A GAIN,SHALL WE
Heather: OKAY DOKAY
Morgan: IN THE FIRST ARC WHEN RENA AND MION WENT CRAZY
KEIICHI WAS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO WENT CRAZY
AND HAD CRAZY HALLUCINATIONS
AND KILLED HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THEM
THE NEEDLE
Heather: RIGHT RIGHT
HE FLIPPED OUT
Morgan: IT WAS ACTUALLY A MARKER
Heather: LOL MARKER-NEEDLE
Morgan: SO
WHEN YOU SEE SCARECROW
IMAGE THAT "HEY,I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE HINAMIZAWA SYNDROME AND THOSE ARE JUST MARKERS AND JUST WANTS TO DRAW ON MY FACE! AHAHAHAHA SILLY SCARECROW"
Heather: HUH
OKAY
HANG ON A SECOND
I WANT TO FIND A PICTURE
AND PRETEND ITS MARKERS
GIMMME A SED
*SEC
Morgan: OK
Heather: OKAY
THIS
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]IS JUST MARKERS
RIGHT RIGHT
NOW IT'S KINDA FUNNY
... KINDA
Morgan: MARKER FINGERS
HAHAHA
Heather: I FEEL LIKE EDITING THAT
TO HAVE MARKER FINGERS
XD
Morgan: OMG
DO IT
Heather: OKAY
I'LL WORK ON IT
WHILE WE TALK
XD
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: I JUST REALIZED
HE HAS A GAS MASK ON
CLEVER
Morgan: YEAH
LOL
Heather: SO HE DOESN'T GET AFFECTED BY HIS FEAR GAS
SMART MAN
XD
Morgan: OH GOD
Heather: WHAT
Morgan: WHAT IF //WE// GOT HIT WITH THAT GAS
Heather: ...
//OH GOD//
Morgan: //GIANT SERAPEDE//
Heather: WE HAVE THINGS LIKE SHION IN OUR MINDS
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Morgan: //MAGGOTS//
///GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*//
I WAS TO SCARED TO ADD THAT EXTRA //
TOO*
LOL
Heather: ////HE'D MAKE US THINK WE WERE TEARING OUT OUR OWN THROATS AND THAT OUR THROATS WERE FULL OF SERAPEDES///
Morgan: AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH
Heather: OKAY
Morgan: ASDFGHJKLAGH
Heather: HE'S TERRIFING AGAIN
ASDKLFJIOSJIE
Morgan: YEP
Heather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH GODS
I'VE SNAPPED
I'M /LAUGHING/ IRL
AAAAAAAAA
I'M LAUGHING AND SCREAMING BOTH
Morgan: LOLZ
Heather: IDK WHY LOL
Morgan: I'M WATCHING THE JOKER BLOGS
Heather: AND
Morgan: SO I'M JUST SCARED RIGHT NOW
Heather: YEAH
THEY'RE SCARY
Morgan: KINDA FEELS STRANGE HEARING JOKER SAY "YOUTUBE"
Heather: TRUE
YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT HIM TO MENTION IT
Morgan: BUT THEN HE SAID "I LIKE YOUR EYES I WANNA POP THEM OUT OF YOUR HEAD"
Heather: HE DOES
Morgan: "AND STICK THEM ON A KEYCHAIN"
Heather: O.O
I FORGOT THAT LIND
*LINE
Morgan: LOL
Heather: LOL
Morgan: I ALSO LIKE "I like Wednesdays.That's pizza day.I like that."
AND ALSO
Heather: Okay
The crappy editing kinda makes this funnier
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Morgan: "My friend keeps saying "scarecrow,scarecrow"
Foreshadow o_O?
He said that o_o
Heather: Yes
It is
Morgan: lol
Heather: Crane's going nuts
Morgan: Yeah.Only a crazy person talks about politics.Lol.
Heather: lol xD
Heather: (see this is my point)
(why do i know his name is jonathan crane)
(if i never looked it up)
(i'm starting to like batman without trying to o-o)
Heather:
Morgan: Lolz
Heather: xD
Morgan: Joker's my favorite character.
Or maybe Harley o_o
Heather: I think he's mine too
Followed by Scarecrow
and then Batman, duh xD
Ooh, Harley is neat
Morgan: Yeah.....Batman,the main character,he's okay XD
Nah I'm just jokin he's kewl XD
Heather: No, he's awesome!
It's just...
XD
The other guys are more awesome xD
Remember Joker's like what Batman would be if he was a villian
Or something
Morgan: TRUE
Heather: ONE BAD DAY
Morgan: The most recently made Jokers are definetly the CREEPIEST
Heather: Omigosh yes
It keeps getting creepier
Also
Like I referenced
Have you read The Killing Joke?
o-o
Morgan: NO
O_O
Heather: OMG
READ IT
BLARGLE
Morgan: UH...WHAT IS IT
LOL
Heather: I WILL GIVE YOU A LINK
IT IS
THE STORY
Morgan: DO SO
Heather: OF THE JOKER
LIKE
AN ORIGIN STORY
OKAY HANG ON
LEMME FIND IT
Morgan: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH GIMME
I'M WATCHING THAT DUDE.HE KILLED ONE OF MARIK'S SERVANTS:STEVE :0
Heather: LOOKING
HANG ON
ARGH WHERE IS IT
I WILL FIND IT I SWEAR
YOU MUST READ IT
MUUUUUUST
Morgan: ok
I MEAN OK
Heather: OKAY OKAY OKAY
I FOUND IT
HERE
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]READ IT
NOW
NOW NOW NOW
O_O
Morgan: OK
OK I SHALL
Heather: HOORAT
Morgan: WOAH
JOKER HAD A CREEPY FACE THERE
Heather: YEAH
Morgan: WOOOAH
Heather: NO KIDDING
AND IN ADVANCE
THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENS IS THAT SOMEONE IS SHOT
NOTHING WORSE
Morgan: OK
OK GOOD
LOL
Heather: LOL
YEAH
KEEP READING 8D
Morgan: SALESMAN HAD A CREEPY FACE TOO
OOOMG
Heather: WELL YEAH
THE JOKER DID THAT
Morgan: YEAH
I KNOWS
Heather: IT WAS KINDA FUNNY LOOKING THOUGH
XD
Morgan: YEAH XD THE WAY HE WAS DROOLING AND STUFF
OOH OOH ONE HOUR TILL MIDNIGHT
Heather: TWO HERE
BUT STILL
KEEP READING OMG
XD
Morgan: OMG
THAT CHICK JUST GOT SHOT
Heather: YEAH
THAT'S WHAT I MENTIONED
Morgan: WHERE THE LIGHT DON'T SHINE
Heather: THAT'S BARBRA
Morgan: WOAH
Heather: *BARBERA
Morgan: XD
Heather: XD
THAT'S THE WORST OF IT
IT STAYS ABOUT THAT LEVEL THOUGH
Morgan: OKAY
OKAY GOOD
LOL
Heather: YEAH
AND SO YOU KNOW
NO HE DOESN'T RAPE HER
Morgan: I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING
Heather: X_X
Morgan: LOL
Heather: YOU MIGHT
BUT IT IS VAGUELY FUNNY
I'M READING IT TOO
Morgan: LOL
Morgan: YAY
OH SO THAT'S SHE'S PARALYZED
OK
*WHY
Heather: YEAH
THAT'S WHY
Morgan: LOL TOOK ME LONG TO FIGURE OUT LOLZ
Heather: XD
STILL
IT KEEPS GOING
Morgan: WAIT
SO SHE WAS NAKED
BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER
OH
OKAY
Heather: RIGHT
HE JUST WANTED GORDON TO THINK HE DID
Morgan: YEAH THAT'S JOKER-LIKE.MESSING WITH YOUR MIND TO MAKE YOU THINK THE WORST OF SOMETHING.
Heather: EXACTLY
Morgan: YEAH.
Heather: OKAY OKAY
IT GETS BETTER/WORSE
FOR GORDON
Morgan: WOAH
ISEE THAT
I SEE*
Heather: YEAH
Morgan: ANOTHER SCARY JOKER FACE
Heather: HE LIKES DOING THAT
Morgan: YEAH
WHERE'D HE GET THOSE MIDGETS
Heather: IT'S A CIRCUS
THEY'RE PROBABLY THE EMPLOYEES
Morgan: TRUE
THEY'RE CREEPY O_o
Heather: WELL YEAH
IT'S STUFF LIKE THE BEARDED LADY
I'D ASSUME
Morgan: YEAH
THIS IS THE TRUTH BEHIND JOKER'S WAY OF LIFE
"IT'S A GAME!" - SQUIDWARD
Heather: YES
EXACTLY
HE HAS A KINDA GOOD REASON THOUGH
(though i guess you're not quite there yet)
Morgan: No~
Heather: YOU SHALL SEE
Morgan: I WANT TO SEE
I LIKE JOKER'S SONG
I THINK APORIA DOES TOO
Heather: YEAH
APORIA ENJOYS IT
XCD
*XD
Morgan: ESPECIALLY THE "SCREAMS DESPAIR" PART
Heather: YEA
APORIA LIKES THAT PART XD
Morgan: EW
SHE'S SNAKED
LOL
*NAKED
Heather: YEAH
AND SEE
NOW GORDON THINK...
*THINKS
//WORSE//
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: NO WONDER HE FREAKS OUT
Morgan: AND THE CREEPY FACE JOKER MAKES DON'T HELP MUCH
Heather: NO NOT REALLY
Morgan: OMG
RED HOOD DUDE
Heather: YES
Morgan: WHAT
Heather: YES RED HOOD DUD
*DUDE
Morgan: IS THAT LIKE A FLASHBACK
IS THAT JOKER
RIGHT
Heather: YES
Morgan: YEAAAAAH
Heather: IT IS A FLASKBACK
*FLASHBACK
Morgan: WOAAAAAAAAAAH
Heather: SO WAS THE JOKER WITH HSI WIFE
*HIS
AND
THE PART WHERE HIS WIFE AND KID DIED
FLASHBACK
Morgan: THAT'S WHY EVEN LOOKS LIKE IN PRISON AND STUFF,OKAY
YEAH
Heather: CREEPY JOKER FACE!
Morgan: YEAH
VERY MUCH SO
Heather: HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
FREAKING
CREEPY
Morgan: HEY
I WAS GONNA SAY THAR
THAT*
LOL
Heather: OH SORRY
LOL
YOU CAN SAY IT ANYWAY
XD
Morgan: I KEEP READING "GORDON" AS "GORON" LOL ZELDA
Heather: LOL!
XD
NOW I SEE IT!
Morgan: NOW I KINDA FEEL REALLY BAD FOR JOKER
NOW I WANAN BE HIS FRIEND
WANNA*
Heather: YES
THIS BOOK DOES THAT
ARE YOU AT HIS MONOLOGUE?
Morgan: I'M AT THE PART WHERE HIM AND BATMAN ARE FIGHTING
IN THE FUN HOUSE
Heather: KAY
YOU'RE CLOSE TO IT THEN
Morgan: I'M DONE
OMG
Heather: YOU READ IT ALL
?
Morgan: YEAH
I THINK
Heather: OKAY
Morgan: RIGHT
THAT PAGE WAS IT
WITH THE RAIN
Heather: IT ENDS WITH A FULL PAGE OF RAINDROPS
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: ADN NO PANELS
*AND
YEAH THEN YOU'RE DONE
WHAT DID YOU THINK
Morgan: YESH YESH
THAT WAS FULL OF AWESOME SUACE
Heather: SEE BATMAN AND THE JOKER ARE THE SAME
Morgan: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THAT TO ME
Heather: JUST ON DIFFERENT SIDES
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: YOU'RE WELCOME LOL
XD
AND
AND AND AND
Morgan: AND WHAT TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heather: PERMISSION TO LAUGH AT THE ENDING JOKE IS GRANTED
EVEN BATMAN LAUGHED
Morgan: Lol
Heather: XD
IT'S TRUE
IT JUST SHOWS HOW CRAZY THEY BOTH ARE
Morgan: YEP
IF BATMAN WAS CRAZY
AND JOEKR AND HIM WERE FRIENDS
JOKER*
OMG
HAHAHA
Heather: AND BATMAN KNOWS THIS
Morgan: HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHA
Heather: HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
CHAOS
CHAOS EVERYWHERE
Morgan: *SOMEWHERE......HINAMIZAWA*
Rena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mion and Shion: * simultaneously* AHAHAHA
Satoko: Ahahaha~
Keiichi: HAH! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Rika: NIpah....
Hanyuu: Uh...hau?
Takano: AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone: No,shut up.
Heather: XD
XD XD XD XD XD
PERFECT
Morgan: Yeah....XD
Heather: MION AND SHION LEARNED IT FROM THEIR DAD
THE REST... FIGURED IT OUT ON THEIR OWN
XD
Morgan: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
Heather: WHAT
Morgan: EVERYONE IN HIGURASHI (EXCEPT KEIICHI)
STARTS TO GO INSANE
BECAUSE OF THEIR PARENTS
O_O
Heather: O_O
WOW
OKAY
SO
THEIR PARENTS WERE ALL NUTS TOO
Morgan: WELL
KINDA
LEMME TELL YOU A BACK STORY ON EVERYONE
PLEASE
Heather: OKAY
GO AHEAD
8D
Morgan: IT MAY TAKE A WHILE LOL
SO,LET'S START WITH THE SHORTEST
RIKA
OKAY
Heather: OKAY
Morgan: I'm going normal text here XD
Heather: lol good ides xd
*idea xD
Morgan: Okay so Rika and her parents all live at the Furude Shrine's main house
lived*
And so one day
her Dad dies of a heart attack (Just so happens it was on the watanagashi festival night)
And I think her Mom was killed or committed suicide the next year
SO
ONTO SATOKO
Heather: WOW
Morgan: WHICH IS LIEK THE SADDEST
Heather: OUCH
O NOES
OKAY
Morgan: So Satoko and her older brother (Nii Nii,as she calls him) Satoshi,and there parents,are a nice happy family.
Until I //think// her parents get divorced.
Heather: awwww
Morgan: WAIT HOLD ON LEMME CHECK THE WIKI
Heather: OKAY
Morgan: oh wait no i got her confused with Rena XD
SO ANYWAY LET'S RESTART
Heather: xD
tis okay lol
TIME RESTART
WOOP WOOP WOOP
Morgan: SATOKO AND HER NII NII AND PARENTS ALL LIVE TOGETHER HAPPILY
Heather: YAY
Morgan: Until the Hinamizawa Dam conflict.
Heather: Uh oh.
Morgan: Her parents,were supporters of the dam project,which,if were to happen,would basically flood Hinamizawa.
And everyone was against that.
And them.
Heather: UH-OH
BAD THINGS INCOMING
Morgan: Satoko was put under alot of stress
Because no one trusted her parents,or her or her brother.
And stress is what triggers Hinamizawa Syndrome.
Heather: Oh crap.
SYNDROME ATTACCK
Morgan: So her and her family were at a waterfall one day
and Satoko kinda went pyscho
and pushed them off
the cliff
Heather: uh
Morgan: But no one saw this.
Heather: oops
totally wasn't me you guys
Morgan: So they assume that they fell.
Lol
Heather: Right right
xD
Morgan: Ok so then
Satoko and Satoshi live with their aunt and uncle
Who hate them
And abuse them
And Satoko
Heather: uh oh
Morgan: always hides behind her Nii Nii
And Satoshi is really protective of her
So one day,he bascially thinks "AW,SCREW IT " and kills his Aunt (dude it was AWESOME)
basically*
Heather: XD
YAAAAAAAY
Morgan: But then Satoshi dissapears
And her Uncle runs away to a town nearby
So she lives with Rika
And that's it~
OKAY
SO
SHION/MION'S TURN
Heather: YES
OMG
WELL
Morgan: THIS IS KINDA CONFUSING
Heather: WE KNOW THEIR DAD'S HISTORY
SO
Morgan: LOL
Heather: THAT'S HALF
XDE
*XD
Morgan: OKAY
SO
When Mion and Shion were born,no one expected twins.and there can only be one future Sonozaki head.The eldest.
Heather: well
one must be two seconds older or something
Morgan: Apparently,whoever is the youngest gets strangled to death right then and there
Heather: oh crap
Morgan: and no one ever finds out there were twins...
Shion said that her Grandma actually put her hands around her neck
but was stopped
So,anyway~
Heather: so mion is technically older?
also, AAAAAAA
Morgan: Mion was always the older one~
Yeah XD
So
Heather: XD
Morgan: They grow up together for a couple years
AND WE FIND OUT...
SHION'S ACTUALLY MION.AND MION IS ACTUALLY SHION
Heather: OMG
SO
SHION IS OLDER
Morgan: Yeah!
Lemme explain:
Heather: Gotcha
I think
Morgan: Mion(Shion),has to get a tatoo of a demon on her back in order to officially be the next head of the family.
Remember the opening?Yeah,that tattooo.
*tattoo
Heather: oooooh
okay
Morgan: However
On this day,Mion and Shion had no idea this would happen,and they swapped places for the day.
So Shion became Mion.
Heather: So Mion has it?
Morgan: And Mion became Shion.
Heather: Er
Morgan: Yeah,Mion does lol
Heather: Okay
xD
So so
Morgan: OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS THE ONE //WE// KNOW AS MION HAS THE TATTOO
LOL
Heather: Mion has it and they think she's Shion but Shion doesn't and they think she's Mion. Mion is technically younger so she shouldn't have it but she does, and Shion is older so she sould but she doesn't
Morgan: OMG
Heather: right
O_O
*should lol
Morgan: Yes yes.Pretty much.
OMG
Heather: HOORAT
Morgan: ALMOST MIDNIGHT
Heather: xD
OMG
ALMOST 11 HERE
WAIT
WE'VE BEEN TALKING FOR
Morgan: HELL CORRESPONDENCE TIEM
Heather: AROUND
7
HOURS
HOMG
RECORD SET
AND LOL
Morgan: OMG
Heather: JUSTIN BEIBER SHAL DIIIIIE
Morgan: I'M ON IT
Heather: *SHALL
Morgan: WOAAAAAH
Heather: WHAT
Morgan: NEVERMIND
I'M SCARED
Heather: OH OKAY
Morgan: LOL
Heather: LOL
APPROPRIATE REACTION
Morgan: OMG
SO
ONTO RENA
MAY FAAAAVE
MY*
Heather: YAY
Morgan: SO
Rena and her Mom and Dad were a nice little family,but Rena's Mom worked alot
Liek, suspiciously alot
Heather: oooh
Morgan: So
We find out she wants to leave Rena's Dad for this "nice" guy (dude she says those exact words to her and rena's like 9)
Heather: x.x
Morgan: And Rena starts yelling at her
And saying she hates her and she's no longer her daughter anymore
So her Mom leaves
Heather: o-o
Morgan: and leaves all her stuff
and Rena's Dad is really depressed
(Oh yeah,and random: Rena was born in Hinamizawa but moved to a nearby town when she started elementry school)
So Rena starts getting really depressed
And starts hearing things......
and feeling things....
And one day at school
She takes a bat
Heather: o-o
Morgan: And smashes aaaall the windows
So
Heather: eep
Morgan: obviously she goes into therapy after this
(Aand moves back to Hinamizawa)
*and
And she's really really depressed
and she cuts her neck
Heather: o.o
Morgan: and that is the first time encounter
Heather: why
Morgan: THE HALLUCINATORY MAGGOTAS
Heather: AAAAAAAAH
Morgan: MAGGOTS*
OMG
IF YOU READ THE MANGA IT'S OVER 90000000000000 TIMES WORSE
Heather: HOW
Morgan: Of course Emmanuel had to bring the manga to school....*Growl*
ANYWAY
YOU WANNA SEE
Heather: YES
Morgan: ...SURE?
Heather: YES
I AM PREPAREDD
*PREPARED
Morgan: OK HOLD ON
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Heather: omg
...
OMG
Morgan: YEAH
Heather: THAT'S
MY NECK
IT ITCHES
BUT ALSO
Morgan: OH GOD
Heather: THAT'S REALLY COOL
BUT
AAGH
Morgan: MY WRIST
AGH
Heather: NOT KIDDING HERE
MY NECK FREAKING ITCHES
FROM THE INSIIIIIIIIDE
NOT JOKING
NEED WATER
Morgan: I'M NOT EITHER,MY WRIST ITCHES (she cut there too)
Heather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Morgan: AGH BOTH OF THEM
Heather: QUICK
WATER
AAAAA
SERIOUSLY
Morgan: *takes off watch*
GAH
Heather: *drinks water*
Morgan: ARE YOU OKAY
Heather: yes
YES
I THINK SO
Morgan: OMG
OMGGGG
Heather: AUUUUUGH
Morgan: I JUST HEARD SOMONE'S FOOTSTEP
I'M ALONE
Heather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Morgan: MY DOOR IS CLOSED
Heather: HOLY CRAP
LOCK IT
LOCK IT TIGHT
Morgan: I CAN'T
Heather: AAAAAAAA
Morgan: MY BAT
THERE WE GO
Heather: YES
Morgan: BUT WRISTS
SO ITCHY
Heather: KEEP IT CLOSE
AAAAU
G-GET WATER
Morgan: I SCRATCH ONE AND THE OTHER ONE STARTS TO ITCH
Heather: PUT ON WRISTS
MAYBE HELP
IDK
Morgan: I HAVE WATER
Heather: NECK ITCHING AGAIN!
AAAA
Morgan: I SRSLY JUST DID THAT
Heather: WELL YEAH
Morgan: AND NOW IT BURNS
Heather: I'M NOT KIDDING ABOUT MY STUFF EITHER
BURNS?!?
WHAT
WHY
AWAY FROM US DEMON MAGGOTS
AWAY
Morgan: I DON'T KNOW I GUESS I SCRATCHED REALLY HARD AND MADE MY SKIN TENDER OR SOMETHING I DUNNO!
Heather: THAT COULD BE IT
OAKY
Morgan: OH NOES
Heather: OKAY
WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
Morgan: I GOTTA GO
Heather: WHYYY
Morgan: D:
Heather: WHAT HAPPENED
TELL ME YOU'RE ALRIGHT
PLEASE
Morgan: BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALL LIKE
Heather: O_O
Morgan: "GOOOO TOOO SLEEEEEP"
Heather: I GOT BETTER BUT YOU
ARE YOU OKAY
OH
ALRIGHT
I SUPPOSE THAT'S NORMAL
KEEP YOUR BAT WITH YOU
JUST IN CASE
Morgan: Oh god I'm starting to peel skin...
Heather: O_O
Morgan: Oh wait no I'm not
Heather: BAT. BY YOU. SLEEP WITH IT.
Morgan: That was already ther
Heather: STILL
Morgan: there*
Heather: MY POINT STANDS
Morgan: From when Emmanuel pinned me against a table and scratched up my wrists lol
Heather: GOOD LUCK MORGAN
:O
Wait
table
pinned
o///o
Morgan: looooool
Yeah
Heather: xD
Morgan: But it wasn't on the table,it was kind of against it
Heather: Oh
Much better
Morgan: cause I as sitting down
Heather: XD
Morgan: was*
OH MAI GOD
BUMPS
Heather: WHAT
Morgan: WRIST
Heather: WHAT
NO
Morgan: OH WAIT THAT'S A MARK FROM MY WATCH LOL
Heather: OGOHDF
PHEW
XD
I WAS LIKE
"OH GODS THE MAGGOTS"
O_O
BUT OKAY
Morgan: Lol
Heather: xD
Morgan: So goodbye~
Heather: Bai!~